Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I’ll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems - Jamie Zawinski
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. -Edward V Berard
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. -Brian Kernighan
The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time. -Tom Cargill
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter. -Nathaniel S Borenstein
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' -Isaac Asimov
There are only 3 numbers of interest to a computer scientist: 1, 0 and infinity
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. -Edsger Dijkstra
Debuggers don't remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. -Antoine de Saint Exupéry
Perl - The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption. -Keith Bostic
stackoverflow.com + www.hackification.com
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